FIRST CONTACT TOUR 2087 - Official Merchandise

The Shirt That Made History Laugh

When humanity finally met alien intelligence, one broadcast engineer had the audacity to show up in merch. Now you can own a replica of Theodore Maxim's legendary "FIRST CONTACT TOUR 2087" shirt - the most inappropriate outfit ever worn to mankind's most important moment.

Product Description:

Inspired by the story "The Shepherd Descends" - this vintage concert-style tee celebrates the moment when three competing factions raced to meet our first alien visitors, and one absolute madman treated it like a rock tour.

Perfect for:

• Sci-fi enthusiasts with a sense of humor

• Anyone who thinks humanity's greatest moments deserve merch

• Readers who appreciate that even first contact needs comic relief

• That friend who would definitely make t-shirts for the apocalypse